"Hello officer."

"Why did you hit this young woman?"

"I asked to leave the school, but was told I cannot without parental permission or getting expelled, and seeing as my parents have no input on my school life, i did the first thing I could to get expelled."

"Um...you could have called your folks"

"I enrolled idependantly, they have nothing to my education and the school knows that. As a sidenote, when I asked the principal if she enjoyed making others lives a mysery, she said yes."